Seduced By The Dark Side, a Star Wars Parody

Saturday May 2 @ 9:30 pm – 11:30 pm

NOTE: This event is produced by a third party. Please contact Dirty Little Secret Burlesque for any questions related to this event.

Seduced by the Dark Side: A Star Wars Burlesque Parody

A hyperspace burlesque romp where Sith seduce, the Jedi tease, and the Dark Side has never looked so irresistible—may the tease be with you

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… something stirred.
And no, it wasn’t just the Force. 🔥

Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque invites you aboard for a hyperspace joyride where the Sith are sinful, the Jedi are downright distracting, and rebellion has never looked so damn good. This is Star Wars as you’ve never seen it before—reimagined through glitter, tease, comedy, and just a touch of the Dark Side temptation.

Expect iconic characters turned on their head (and maybe slowly peeled out of their robes). From dangerously seductive Sith Lords to irresistible Twi’leks and morally conflicted heroes who definitely skipped Jedi modesty training, this intergalactic parody serves up fierce performances, cheeky laughs, and enough cosmic charisma to knock you out of hyperspace.

Choose your allegiance wisely—because once the music drops and the costumes start coming off, resistance is futile. Whether you fight for the Light Side or secretly crave the Dark, this show will leave you breathless, giggling, and seriously questioning your commitment to the Jedi Code.

Ignite your lightsaber.
Embrace your passions.
And remember…

May the tease be with you. Always. ✨💫