Asstrology: A Cosmic Cabaret
Saturday May 23 @ 9:30 pm – 11:30 pm
NOTE: This event is produced by a third party. Please contact Constellation Cabaret for any questions related to this event.
Be blessed by the bountiful booties of the cosmos!
Behold, as the cosmic cast of ASStrology descends to Earth for ONE NIGHT on May 23, 2026, in Santa Monica, California. These elemental baddies will make you WET, light your hearts ON FIRE, ROCK your world, and BLOW YOU AWAY with their skills and thrills. Are you ready to embark on this ASStronomical Adventure?
Doors open at 9pm
Show begins at 9:30pm
There will be a short 15-minute intermission
ASStrology is a variety show featuring Drag, Burlesque, Aerial, and Specialty Circus Acts.
View our Cast Line-up:
Show Producers:
NOTE: This is a 21+ event.
Tipping is highly encouraged!